Farms Race is the supreme leader of board games. It's light-hearted, aggressive, and plays like a Eurogame with nukes.

Over 100% of our playtesters gave it positive reviews, according to internal polling.

Plus, we're stacking up good reviews over on BoardGameGeek.

It's fast-paced, asymmetric, well-balanced, and accessible. It's also pretty funny, if we do say so ourselves.

We think the best strategy games are like Go and Chess - the rules are simple but the choices are complex and meaningful.

So that's what we did with Farms Race: every turn you have a small number of important decisions to make, and you need to pay a lot of attention to what's going on around you.

Don't get us wrong though, we love Eclipse and Scythe!

Euros, or German-style games, are peaceful trading games like Catan, Agricola, and Carcassonne.

They offer idyllic pastoral escapism to anxious nerds, and winning is about as exciting as counting sheep (we're looking at you Agricola).

Farms Race parodies the genre by mixing familiar Euro-style themes with a more historically accurate dose of conflict and warfare.

Yes. We love them both, but you can't eat a "Euro".

We like them but, as Muricans, we think they need nukes and guns.

No. We believe in a kind of anarcho-syndicalist commune watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail for more info).

Yes, definitely. Pig brother is watching

That's just a totally normal sheep who might nuke you at any given moment for no real reason.

We promise this game has absolutely nothing of any value it can teach you about anything. Ever.